The Growing Proasic Perils of Immodest Museum Patronage
The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee, was smoking a cigarette just out beyond the David F. Crouchen Sculpture Garden and Pavilion, enjoying a well-deserved break from editing the catalog copy for her upcoming exhibition "Currency and Fluency in Contemporary Conceptualism: An Exhibition made possible in part by the Caren and Roland Livingston Memorial Fund," when she was approached by her colleague, Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan, who asked to bum a cigarette.
"Sure," answered The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee.
"Thanks," responded Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan.
"Looks like rain," noted The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee. "Which is too bad, because I'm supposed to go on a bike ride with The Australia Foundation, The Roger and Ruth Simpson Fund for Australian Art, and Kevin W. Vanton Family Trust Curator of Contemporary Art, Stu Daniels, later."
"I thought Stu was promoted to Thomas D. and Sarah E. Lewiss Charitable Trust Senior Curator of Contemporary Art last month, no?" asked Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan.
"Not yet," answered The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee. "Apparently the previous Thomas D. and Sarah E. Lewiss Charitable Trust Senior Curator of Contemporary Art, Marie Sand, had a change of heart about taking The Walter L. Fallon Foundation, the Harriet P. and Patrica B. Urkel Fund, The Starbuck Foundation, Ltd., and the Kringeworthyyet Foundation Director's position and begged them to let her stay."
"Ah, too bad," said Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan. And he went back inside.
"Sure," answered The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee.
"Thanks," responded Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan.
"Looks like rain," noted The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee. "Which is too bad, because I'm supposed to go on a bike ride with The Australia Foundation, The Roger and Ruth Simpson Fund for Australian Art, and Kevin W. Vanton Family Trust Curator of Contemporary Art, Stu Daniels, later."
"I thought Stu was promoted to Thomas D. and Sarah E. Lewiss Charitable Trust Senior Curator of Contemporary Art last month, no?" asked Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan.
"Not yet," answered The Sarah Jane Worthington-Krause and Howard F. Krause, III, Family Foundation and Charitable Trust Curator of Painting and Sculpture, Amy Lee. "Apparently the previous Thomas D. and Sarah E. Lewiss Charitable Trust Senior Curator of Contemporary Art, Marie Sand, had a change of heart about taking The Walter L. Fallon Foundation, the Harriet P. and Patrica B. Urkel Fund, The Starbuck Foundation, Ltd., and the Kringeworthyyet Foundation Director's position and begged them to let her stay."
"Ah, too bad," said Friends of the Department of the Old Masters and Renaissance Studies Senior Curator, Rod Tan. And he went back inside.
2 Comments:
Ah for the good old days of patron placement when we simply added them into the historical scenes of the masterworks painting .... ; )
but thanks for keeping your blog relatively ad free !
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