Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Waiting for Go-Dot-Com 5.0

"All this nothing ain't gonna get done itself," grumbled Gogo, impatiently waving his hand out across the vast landscape.

Didi sighed and clicked the refresh button on his smartphone again, prompting the home page of go-dot-com to reload in the browser, only to see the same home page they had seen yesterday and the day before. He re-read aloud the copy announcing the pending release of version 5.0:
The first thing you’ll see when you open go-dot-com 5.0 is a clean, new look. But the features you know and use are still there—along with some new ones that are huge time savers in helping you get more nothing accomplished than ever before. The new go-dot-com 5.0 also works with smartphones, tablets, and in the cloud, even on PCs. So now you can always get nothing done, no matter where you are or what you’re using.

Version 5.0 (to be released soon....surely by tomorrow).
"Pfffftz," spewed Gogo. "Let's hang ourselves instead."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Werd


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXa4FkAw-4

A.P.P.

Tell you 'bout a dream that I have every night
Tell you 'bout a dream that I have every night
It ain't kodachrome and it isn't black and white
Take me for a fool if you feel that's right
Well I'm never on my own but there's nobody in sight

I don't know if I'm scared of the lightning
Trying to reach me
I can't turn to the left or the right
I'm too scared to run and I'm too weak to fight
But I don't care it's all psychobabble rap to me

Tell you 'bout a dream that I have every night
It's in dolby stereo but I never hear it right
Take me for a fool well that's alright
Well I see the way to go but there isn't any light

I don't know why I'm scared of the lightning
Trying to reach me
Help me to find what I don't wanna know
You're taking me there but I don't wanna go
I don't care it's all psychobabble rap to me
Psychobabble all psychobabble
Psychobabble all psychobabble
I don't care it's all psychobabble rap to me

You're readin' my mind you won't look in my eyes
You say I do things that I don't realise
But I don't care it's all psychobabble rap to me
Psychobabble all psychobabble
Psychobabble all psychobabble
You're lighting a scene that's faded to black
I threw it away cause I don't want it back
But I don't care it's all psychbabble rap

7/31/2013 12:42:00 PM  

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