Art Joke Bumper Sticker Contest - Voting

Whoa...that's an awesome response to the bumper sticker contest...thanks to all for the bounty of chuckles! To simplify the voting, I'll ask that you give just the letter for your first and second favorites. The #1 fave will receive two points, the #2 fave 1 point.

This being an art joke contest, a few of the entries were visual in nature (although I'm not sure I understand the first one...anyone?):

A. The words 'retard' in white letters within a red-colored field bumper sticker.
B. http://store1.yimg.com/I/marfabkco_1851_6693115
C. http://www.cremasterfanatic.com/Art/Art%20Tumbnails/t043.jpg

Then there was a cornucopia of conceptual, critical, and punny ones:

D. art is not what you think
E. I paid $92,000 to Yale and all I got was a lousy solo show in Chelsea?!?
F. My parents paid $92,000 to Yale and all I got was a lousy solo show in Chelsea?!?
G. Act kind of random and practice beauty sense.
H. Giraffeti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
I. The Gogh Van
J. Don't blame me I voted for zombie Joseph Beuys
K. Imagine art
L. this could be your art
M. WWDJD?
N. Jackson Pollock is my Co-Pilot (You think I'd let him drive?)
O. if it doesn't work make it bigger, if it still doesn't work make a lot of them
P. I won an art blog joke bumper sticker contest and all i got was this lousy bumper sticker!
Q. my other car is a warhol
R. Expose yourself to art (with the trench coat open).
S. Ceci n'est pas une voiture
T. Take Something. Crash Something Into It. Crash Something Into It Again.
U. My Other Car is a Painting of a Car
V. I'd rather be famous
W. art is for those whose drugs stopped working
X. art is for those who cant handle reality
Y. My artist is an honor roll student at the Conceptual School of Abstract Thought
Z. -art-GUNRUNGIRL-art-
ZZ. Dumb Art Joke
AA. Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole
BB. I HEART MOTI HASSON
CC. The End of Art (rear bumper)
DD. Rear Vision Art (front)
EE. Art We Know, and Trust In
FF. Left-hand Artist at the Wheel
GG. My mother left me for an Artist
HH. Right Art Now!
II. Kiss Me Abstract
JJ. Concentrate on the signal not the art!
KK. Motor Art High Way
LL. Pick up the Phoneme - Art is Calling!

And finally there are those possibly too long to fit on a bumper sticker, but worthy all the same:

MM. Richard Serra, Mark DiSuvero, and the ghost of David smith walk into a bar. Just then, Richard Serra turns to the ghost of David Smith and says, "are you going to let him talk to you like that?"
NN. "Car" -- 2006, Enamel on sheet metal, glass, steel, vinyl, aluminum, chrome, artificial rubber, hydraulics, electronics. Collection: The Artist

UPDATE: Yikes...like what am I smokin'? I forgot the the one that started this all

OO. Those who can do. Those who can't Duchamp.

And the one from the orignal post.

PP. If you like conceptual art think about honking.