Mock Movement Marathon: Step 2: Voting and Mission

OK, so today's task involves two steps. Voting for your favorite name and drafting a mission statement for the movement. We'll work out the "rules" by the end of the week and, voila, we'll have a manifesto!

Voting
To make this a little less like herding cats than it would be otherwise, I've narrowed the names down to the five that seem most frequently commented on (not a statistical or scientific certainty, but who has time for that? We have a mock movement to build):

1. Casualism
2. Post Allism
3. Wannabeism
4. Fundaminimalism
5. Sizzlemyshizelism

Vote for two, your first favorite will be weighed with 2 points, your second favorite with 1. Winner announced tomorrow.

Mission
Without a definitive name it might be tough to do much in drafting a mission statement, I realize, but perhaps a quick review of other manifestos' mission statements will lead to some basic premises being thrown out there (i.e., sharpening our parody fangs).

Here's the first few paragraphs of the Futurists' manifesto:

The cry of rebellion which we utter associates our ideals with those of the Futurist poets. These ideals were not invented by some aesthetic clique. They are an expression of a violent desire which boils in the veins of every creative artist today.

We will fight with all our might the fanatical, senseless and snobbish religion of the past, a religion encouraged by the vicious existence of museums. We rebel against that spineless worshipping of old canvases, old statues and old bric-a-brac, against everything which is filthy and worm-ridden and corroded by time. We consider the habitual contempt for everything which is young, new and burning with life to be unjust and even criminal.

Comrades, we tell you now that the triumphant progress of science makes profound changes in humanity inevitable, changes which are hacking an abyss between those docile slaves of past tradition and us free moderns, who are confident in the radiant splendor of our future.

We are sickened by the foul laziness of artists, who, ever since the sixteenth century, have endlessly exploited the glories of the ancient Romans.

And since it's silly to consider the beginning or ending of most Dada Manifestos any more relevant than any other part of them, I've excerpted a chunk out of middle of the one by Tristan Tzara (because it's fun):

IT IS DADA BEGINNING TO SPEAK TO YOU

cubism constructs a cathedral of artistic liver paste
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
expressionism poisons artistic sardines
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
simultaneism is still at its first artistic communion
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
futurism wants to mount in an artistic lyricism-elevator
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
unanism embraces allism and fishes with an artistic line
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
neo-classicism discovers the good deeds of artistic art
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
paroxysm makes a trust of all artistic cheeses
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
ultraism recommends the mixture of these seven artistic things
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
creationism vorticism imagism also propose some artistic recipes
WHAT DOES DADA DO?
WHAT DOES DADA DO?

50 francs reward to the person who finds the best
way to explain DADA to us

And because it's easier to parody a serious effort than it is one that's already somewhat humorous, here's the (rather vague) essence of Kirchner's manifesto for Die Brücke (pdf file), which he reportedly engraved in wood (hint, hint):

Believing in development and in a new generation both of those who create and those who enjoy, we call upon the young to come together, as young people, who will bear the future, who want freedom in our work and in our lives, independence from older, established forces. Anyone who conveys directly and without falsification the powers that compel him to create is one of us.

From this cursory review, it seems the basics of any mission statement for a movement include 1) announcing your intentions to serve the interests of the common people in conjuction with (if not over) your own; 2) insisting upon the healing powers of creative endeavors; 3) expressing disgust with the status quo; 4) and some take-away bite-sized sales pitch to rally the true believers.

So, what are the basic tenents of the mock movement? What/how will it serve the interests of the common people? What's its stand on the healing powers of creative endeavors? What exactly is the status quo it must be disgusted with? And what's the sales pitch, or slogan?

Vote early and Vote often!