OK, so most jokes I get emailed are rather forgettable, but this one is so exquistely rude (in every sense of the word), I thought I should share...feel free to add your own faves, but please do consider "*'ing" any strong profanity (it's not that big a deal, but I've learned that some folks who read at work have filters, and besides, you never know when the NSA might be reading over your shoulder):
A man enters his bedroom with a sheep under one arm. His lover is on the bed clearly bored.
"This is the pig I f*ck when you're not available for sex," says the man.
The lover languidly looks over and says, "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, you idiot."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."